Life is “nasty, brutish, and short” to quote Thomas Hobbs.
Why even bother with anything, right?
Finding happiness and meaning in life takes work and who wants to spend time on that. Am I right?
It’s easier to just sit back and let life happen. No point in trying to strategically navigate your way through it.
Whatever happens, happens.
So to help you merely exist because the alternative is too difficult, here is a list of ways to help you out:
Consume as much news from the media and third-party sources, never fact check anything.
If someone says something you disagree with, simply ignore them and assume they’re dangerous.
Never plan for anything. Just go with the flow at all times.
If something feels good, do it. No need to ever think about future ramifications.
Let your emotions guide you. Act impulsively. Again, why think?
Compare yourself to everyone.
Believe everything you see on social media.
Don’t think about your personal values. Let others dictate how you should feel and what you should believe in.
Keep trying to find an easy way to “succeed”. Maybe if you pay enough people online it’ll finally work out for you.
Use Tinder and other dating apps only, only engage in short-term relationships. If someone wants to be with you long-term, get rid of them. They might have qualities that go against yours.
Only surround yourself with people who think and act exactly the same as you. Refer to #2.
Pleasure should be the main objective in life. Wait, what am I saying? There should be no objectives in life. Just do your thing.
#yolo.
Don’t have faith in anything. Faith is actually bad for the progress of society. Believe in more factual things like Science and Math only.
Whatever you do though, don’t believe in yourself.
STAY IN THE COMFORT ZONE.
I could go on and on, but I feel this list should drastically help make your life nothing.
Simply existing is something we should all do.
-Ryan, Persona Coach

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